Al Gore has started pushing his next wacky vision in order to combat his none existent global warming. He has started to call for all greenhouses to be banned.

Many greenhouses are injected with extra CO2 in order to make the plants within them grow quicker and produce more luscious crops.

'Some of the greenhouse owners pump up to 1500 parts per million of CO2 into their greenhouses,' Gore yelled, as he stamped his feet on the ground like a spoilt brat. 'We can't have this, it may give the impression, to some people, that plants actually like CO2 and it isn't, after all, the deadly poison that we try to make on that it is.'

Bey Tech, the world's number one producer of greenhouse CO2 generators and black box burners told us that most plants evolved when the planet had much more CO2 in its atmosphere than it has today, that is why they grow better when you introduce more CO2 into your greenhouse.

'Gore and his anti CO2 plebs are just closet commie nutters,' Bey Tech's managing director told us. 'They're just looking for a way to take everyone back to the Stone Age, they should be strung up and quartered for what they are doing. We need more CO2 to grow more crops and help the world's starving millions.'

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“Correlation is not causation!” say the science types. The meaning of this timeless refrain is clear: Just because you find two metrics correlate, throughout space or time, does not necessarily mean one metric is a causative agent of the other. Science cannot be useful to us if it doesn’t measure reality, and part of reality is the coincidence. Scientists must therefore be prepared for the eventuality in which they invest treasure and ego into investigating causation, and ultimately find out it just isn’t there.

Reverend Al seems to have missed this. If you’ve watched his movie, you know an important part of his theory is that two curved lines happen to match up. He regales us with a story about one of his former classmates accidentally discovering the theory of continental drift with his observation that the eastern shoreline of South America is shaped very much like the western shoreline of Africa. Then he looks at the correlation between CO2 saturation and something called the mean global temperature or some such. And wonders aloud: Huh. I wonder if we have the same thing happening here?

This is the passenger plane experts say could help the aviation industry become green.

Developed by little known UK based budget airline EasyFly, it could cut carbon emissions by 25 per cent thanks to its construction from lighter materials such as compacted cardboard.

A model of the plane goes on display at the Science Museum today as part of a new exhibition focusing on the environmental impact of air travel.

EasyFly says a full-size version could take to the skies by 2016. The firm is discussing the project with Boeing, Airbus and Rolls-Royce.

I recently had major heart surgery. I now have more bypasses than the St. Louis metropolitan area. It is one of those experiences that makes you reflect back on your life and question the direction you are going in the future.

Several weeks after my surgery, my physician sat me down and asked, "Mr. Shorr, do you know what caused your heart disease?" I immediately replied, "Of course, global warming!"

After watching hours and hours of television during my recovery, I can honestly tell you that global warming is the cause of every malady on this earth. It causes the rain to fall or droughts to happen. It causes tornadoes and hurricanes. It causes elephants to stampede. It causes children to watch "Spongebob Squarepants" and reruns of "M-A-S-H."

This time, rather than coming to earth to warn us about our dangerous foray into the nuclear age, Klaatu and Gort have returned to caution us about -- wait for it -- global warming!

Honestly, you can't possibly make this stuff up!

As marvelously reported Friday by Vic Holtreman of Screen Rant (his delicious picture to the right, emphasis added):