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This is the first posting preliminary to the announcement of an Official Contest to find the Best Internet Conspiracy Theory .
The Contest will be officially announced in about one week.
This contest is primarily a public service for those who contribute regularly to sites like Digg.com, Reddit.com, Wikipedia.org,
etc. Many of those people are forced to spend an inordinate amount of
time concocting theories that neatly explain messy world events. This
has led to an enormous increase in carpal tunnel and internet addition
syndrome cases worldwide. Thus, we want to provide these overworked
souls a handful of ready-made theories to which they can refer. The
theories we have in mind are described in the contest rules below.
I will need help in publicizing this Contest, and may need
help in judging entries, depending on how many I receive. Volunteers
should email me: put “CONTEST” in the subject line.
A sketch of the rules is as follows:
(1) All entries must be shorter than 150 words. Shorter entries will receive more weight than longer ones.
(2) Entries—one per person—must be placed into the Comments Section
of the Official Contest Post. No discussion will be allowed on that
post; only Contest entries are allowed.
(3) All entries will be judged by the intrinsic awfulness, brevity,
completeness of derangement, plausibility, specificity (names named),
and potential appeal to the everyday, e.g., Digg reader.
(4) The Contest will last approximately two to three weeks.
(5) A prize, or prizes, to be decided later, will be announced.
(6) An example of an Internet Conspiracy Theory:
Certain scientists discovered a formula, derived from
an alien artifact dug up in Area 51, for turning ordinary sea water
into limitless, cheap fuel. Green Energies, a subsidiary of MoveOn.org,
based in the World Trade Center was about to sell this discovery and
eliminate Global Warming, when the Oil Companies learned of it. Big Oil
contacted George Bush, who ordered the Twin Towers destroyed before the
secret could get out. Ron Paul found out about this and was going to
expose the entire matter had he won the Republican Nomination, which he
would have done except the Mainstream Media ignored him.
Please do NOT post any conspiracy theories now! Save them for the Contest. More here...
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