Al Gore has started pushing his next wacky vision in order to combat his none existent global warming. He has started to call for all greenhouses to be banned.

Many greenhouses are injected with extra CO2 in order to make the plants within them grow quicker and produce more luscious crops.

'Some of the greenhouse owners pump up to 1500 parts per million of CO2 into their greenhouses,' Gore yelled, as he stamped his feet on the ground like a spoilt brat. 'We can't have this, it may give the impression, to some people, that plants actually like CO2 and it isn't, after all, the deadly poison that we try to make on that it is.'

Bey Tech, the world's number one producer of greenhouse CO2 generators and black box burners told us that most plants evolved when the planet had much more CO2 in its atmosphere than it has today, that is why they grow better when you introduce more CO2 into your greenhouse.

'Gore and his anti CO2 plebs are just closet commie nutters,' Bey Tech's managing director told us. 'They're just looking for a way to take everyone back to the Stone Age, they should be strung up and quartered for what they are doing. We need more CO2 to grow more crops and help the world's starving millions.'

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