[Americans] "pursuit of happiness doesn’t encompass lowered expectations. They will have our water, and if we do not want to give it to them, then at that point, I believe we will be attacked.

—Heather Mallick, journalist for the Canadian Broadcasting Corp., describing in an article that once the U.S. began feeling global warming's effects–sometime in 2030–they would invade Canada for its water. The CBC apologized for publishing her column, citing a lapse in editorial judgment.