Of course we all know that Loch Ness is “real” and therefore it’s *ahem* reasonable to assume that the massive species extinction claimed as one of the direct effects of AGW would reach right down to the depths of Loch Ness and strike beloved Nessie dead. It’s a huge blow to Scotland’s tourist industry.

But that’s not the cause, the real cause was captured in late 2007 on the Loch Ness web cam. The real culprit is not global warming, but very close. See the picture below:

Note: yes I realize the picture is absurd, but “absurd claims require absurd proof.”  Source

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